May 2012
174 posts
Bonus.
If we go by Breaking Dawn standards, I’m totally pregnant AND SHOULD LOOK AT MY UNCHANGED AND FLAT STOMACH IN HORRORIFIC REALIZATION OF MY PREGNANCY.
but no really what was that.
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RIGHT BEFORE BED FACTS.
I’ll never look forward to February 12th
Valentine’s Day will never again be a manageable holiday
My least favorite time of day is 9:09
I desperately wish there was a popular/good mash-up of 500 Miles (Peter, Paul and Mary) and I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles).
I’ve always wanted to look like Jane Goodall when I’m old.
I bought Walnut and Maple Fudge at Wythes because I...
Hopefully by tomorrow we'll know if I'm pregnant.
…
Yep.
we are but stardust: Help one of my students pay... →
inothernews:
Fellow Tumblrers — please feel free to help Ray and his students out, if you can!
detroitsomething:
Dear followers, teachers, and the Tumblr #education community,
My name is Ray Stoeser and I am a second year English teacher at Crockett Technical High School in…
This.
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So I was just doodlin' around on the internets.
And I made a doodle of this tattoo idea I had for a while.
And I looked at it.
And then I was like.
Holy.
SHIT.
That is exactly what I wanted on my body this entire year I’ve been considering getting a tattoo.
Going to draw it on my skin sometime tonight to really see.
But I think that’s it. Really. It’s it.
“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”
– (On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off)
Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com
- He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for...
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Can we just talk about my life.
I have a job that pays $200/week which is not a lot except that it is a lot.
It is a lot because that same job provides for me, FREE HOUSING, with MY OWN ROOM in a COMPLETE HOUSE with the exception of a washer and dryer.
OH. Also that job provides me with a meal plan.
Which doesn’t really matter because sometimes THEY GIVE US FREE DINNER TO PROMOTE EMPLOYEE BONDING.
Oh. Also, on my days...
“Dear Mr. Taggert,
The Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) has approved your...”
– Commonwealth of Virginia, Department of Motor Vehicles (via oberonsfairydust)
——
Ahem.
That is all.
I cannot emphasize enough HOW MUCH I LOVE BOOBS
“You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived...”
– Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan (via ressaclaire)
A Message For Everyone
quickdraw-kiddo:
cosmicheart:
sailorfailures:
always reblog.
Sailor Says is always so quality.
he wants sushi
its-delightful:
but I don’t want to get sushi. I don’t even know if I like sushi. I’m not adventurous and daring with my food like that. What if I’m still hungry afterwards? Oh the things girls do to impress boys
Above is a concise reason why I refuse to go on food dates and somehow to get boyfriends secured BEFORE they start to notice they’ve not yet taken me out to dinner.
“It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid...”
– Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)
littlebirdclegane:
so like most of my nightmares involve me getting pregnant
this is why I’m too paranoid to have sex.
WAIT.
WAIT FOR THE FUN OF COUNTING DOWN DAYS ON YOUR BIRTH CONTROL TO FIND OUT IF IT WORKED.
ASL;KFALFSDFA.
“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far...”
– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
(via gaws)
Watchitstimeformyescape:
1nfi-nite:
c0vered-in-rain:
LOOOL OMG.
LIFE MADE.
instant reblog whenever I see this
